A while ago I promised the lovely Ms Jackie Ashenden a pair of cyber shoes from my next shopping spree. Well I got her the sassiest pair I could find but then came the problem of how to get them to her. So I've resorted to having to post them on my blog and letting Jackie know they're here for her to pick up.
Here they are, Jackie. Are they sassy enough for ya?
ME: Five pairs of Gucci loafers, size 10 please.
SALESMAN: Cinque? (Gucci shoes = Hot Italian Salesman)
ME: That's right, five.
SALESMAN: Your five boyfriends are very lucky, Signorina.
ME: *giggling coquettishly* Silly man, I don't have five boyfriends.........I'm buying shoes for my friend's octopus *winks*
Sadly I had to decline a very tempting offer of a ride on his vespa because I had too many shoe boxes to carry! (Hoo you owe me the phone number of a hunky young Italian man with connections in the shoe business). Here are Hoo's New Shoes (sounds like a kiddy book):
Oh and I owe Lacey a pair too for getting her fabulous entry in before the NV comp closed. Well she did it and what an entry it is! Makes me wanna crawl under a desk and wait until my own Mr Dare turns up ;) These are for you Lacey - consider the shoebery settled.